Biography
In 1949, in response to a statement that women would rule the world in the year 2000, Sir Winston Churchill replied, “Still?…” Sir Winston was indeed ahead of his time. But despite his prophecy, mankind continued to believe and act as though a “Battle of the Sexes” was ongoing. Fierce, brutal, vital, outcome in doubt, a noble endeavor, worthy of valiant struggle. Various theories abound, but all exalt the glory of the conflict, and none advocate the laying down of arms. That is. . . until now. Rex Havens has a simple message for the men of America: “Sorry, fellas, it’s over, we lost!” Rex Havens takes the very heart of the world around each of us, applies his own gentle combination of logic, bemusement and insanity, and offers it back to his audience in a way that is engaging, thoughtful and hilarious. Rex has been delighting comedy audiences for 20 years, in world-famous comedy clubs like The Improv, Catch-A-Rising Star, Funny Bones and Zanies, on television for Showtime, Comedy Central and Comic Relief, on radio with Bob & Tom and NPR, cruise ships worldwide, and corporate clients including GM, American Express, Texaco, 3M, Coca-Cola, IBM, Toshiba, Lowe’s, Johnson & Johnson, Ameritech, Proctor & Gamble, State Farm, Quaker Oats, Verizon and the IRS (“Working for the IRS is the only sure way to get money from them.”), and numerous non-profit and charitable organizations, such as St. Jude’s and the Make-A-Wish Foundation. A former college professor who made the unusual transition to the standup comedy stage in the ’80’s, Rex has always believed that laughter is the best defense against a confusing and challenging world. Rex’s take on marriage and family has propelled him to performances in all 50 states and around the world, including London, Hong Kong, Amsterdam, Bermuda, Montreal, Barcelona, Copenhagen, Aruba, Rome and Cannes.
Speech Topics
One Big Happy Family (Keynote)
Simply put, “One Big Happy Family” is the most entertaining communication and team-building seminar you will ever see. You’ll laugh like never before and come away with ideas and strategies which will make all of your relationships – professional and personal – stronger than they’ve ever been. Takeaways: • The simple (translation: no-cost!) changes you can make today to improve your corporate culture and strengthen your team dynamic. • The 7 things all managers should say to improve employee engagement and productivity. • The 7 things all team members should say and internalize to resolve conflicts, or better still, avoid them before they begin. • Communication strategies for creating seamless and enjoyable (“Yes!”) change management • Communication improvement techniques for an age-diverse workforce. Striking PowerPoint demonstrating each generation’s mindset and formative influences
Everything I Needed To Know, I Learned From My Wife! (Entertainment)
Though it’s not a fair fight, and probably ought to be stopped, it thrives and rages for the most primal of reasons — it’s endlessly mysterious, fascinating and fun! Rex Havens braves this haunting, daunting battlefield armed with the only weapon essential to survival — laughter! Based on the only two truths Rex has learned about men and women — “I’m a man . . . and I’m Sorry!” Rex’s comedy routine is a fresh approach to an ageless subject, tongue planted firmly and cleverly in cheek, and dedicated to the notion that happiness lies not in victory, but in the glory and undeniable humor of the struggle. Yes, it’s not the destination but the journey, and the journey with Rex includes such lessons as: • The Wedding. “Sorry, pal, not your day.” • Women and children first. “Still not your day!” • She’s your “better half.” Guess what that makes you. • “I just hope you’re happy” and other lines your wife can deliver with a straight face. • “Would it kill you to . . . . ?” No? Then do it and shut up. • Marriage is a democracy: One woman, one vote! • How my resourceful wife took a beautiful, huge, His-&-Her walk-in closet . . . and converted it . . . to a “Her!” This is family-friendly stand-up comedy for all ages. Whether the battle is won or lost matters little in the end. When we’re able to examine honestly our strengths, weaknesses, insecurities and incongruities, with open minds, hearts and smiles, everyone wins!
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Frequently Asked Questions
How can I check Rex Havens's availability or request a quote?
You can inquire about Rex Havens's availability or get a customized quote by contacting Key Speakers directly. Our team will help you determine fit, logistics, and budget options for your upcoming event.What is Rex Havens's speaking fee?
The typical range for Rex Havens's speaking fee is $5,000–$11,000. The low end of the fee range represents their standard virtual fee. The high end of the fee range represents their standard fee for a US-based in-person speaking engagement. Appearances which require an extended schedule of activities or international travel will possibly exceed this fee range. Speaker fees update frequently. To receive a personalized quote for Rex Havens to speak at your event, please consult with a Key Speakers advisor for up to date information and assistance.What factors influence the speaker's fee?
Other factors that influence a keynote speaker's fee include their reputation, expertise, demand, experience, duration of the presentation, travel requirements for the event location, and any additional services, activities or customization options they offer.Are travel expenses included in the speaker's fee?
Travel expenses are typically not included in the listed speaker's fee and are quoted separately. If the speaker needs to travel internationally, fees will be higher. These expenses may include airfare, accommodation, ground transportation at home and in the event city, and meals. We can provide more detailed information about travel expenses and arrangements once you've selected a speaker.How do I book Rex Havens for my event?
The speaker booking process typically involves the following steps: contact Key Speakers to confirm Rex Havens's availability, fees, and any unique requirements (we can also help negotiate fees and terms); submit a firm offer to extend the invite to your speaker, with the details used to create an agreement once the speaker accepts; coordinate and finalize the terms of the booking, including contract terms and conditions; and confirm the booking by signing the contract and making the necessary payments.What types of events do keynote speakers typically speak at?
Keynote speakers can speak at a wide range of events, virtual or in person, including conferences, corporate meetings, industry conventions, seminars, workshops, fundraising galas, educational programs, and other special occasions where an inspirational or informative address is desired.How do I select the right keynote speaker for my event?
When selecting a keynote speaker, consider the following factors: the speaker's expertise and knowledge relevant to your event's theme or industry; their speaking style, ability to engage the audience, and deliver impactful messages; past client testimonials, reviews, or references; and the speaker's availability and fee within your budget.What are the payment terms and conditions?
A deposit is required upon signing the contract, with the remaining balance due 2–4 weeks before the event. If the event is taking place within 30 days, the full balance is due upon signing.How far in advance should I book a keynote speaker?
It is generally advisable to book a keynote speaker as early as possible, especially if you have a specific speaker in mind or if your event is during a peak season holiday. Ideally, booking a speaker three to six months in advance can increase the chances of securing your desired speaker.Can you help me with the logistics and technical requirements for the speaker's presentation?
Yes, we can assist you with the logistics and technical requirements for the speaker's presentation. We stay actively involved during pre-event planning to coordinate with you and ensure that the necessary audiovisual equipment, staging, lighting, and other technical aspects are in place for a successful presentation.Are there any special requirements or accommodations that need to be considered for the speaker?
Keynote speakers may have specific requirements or accommodations that need to be considered, such as travel arrangements, accommodation preferences, dietary restrictions, or accessibility needs. Some speakers have a performance rider we include in the contract, others have minimal requirements.Do keynote speakers offer customization options for their presentations?
Yes, many keynote speakers offer customization options for their presentations. They can tailor their content, examples, or case studies to align with your event's theme, industry, or specific audience. Discuss your customization needs with us so we can guide you accordingly.Can the speaker participate in pre-event activities such as panel discussions or Q&A sessions?
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The duration of a standard keynote speech can vary depending on the speaker and the event's schedule. Typically, keynote speeches range from 30 minutes to 90 minutes, including any Q&A sessions or interactive elements. Some speakers can accommodate half or full day sessions and extended keynotes. Discuss the desired duration with your representative to determine the appropriate length for participation.Can I provide feedback or reviews about the speaker's performance?
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Often, yes. It's worth inquiring about such possibilities with your Key Speakers representative to explore any available cost-savings options.Why book Rex Havens through Key Speakers?
We provide a comprehensive service that takes the guesswork out of hiring a speaker — from speaker selection to logistics to post-event feedback. We know you have lots of responsibilities on top of finding and coordinating event speakers, so having a committed and proactive partner on your side that is an expert with the talent booking process is crucial. Every time you book a speaker with Key, your dedicated events manager will support you throughout the entire planning process. We help you negotiate contractual details such as speaker fees and travel terms so that you end up with the most favorable deal. With our highly communicative booking and proposal model, you'll never be left in the dark with the status of your speaker. To put it simply, Key Speakers is your one-stop resource for finding, booking and managing speakers for your event.
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Mark Mayfield
A former corporate lobbyist and nightclub performer, Mark Mayfield is one of America’s finest humorists.Content based yet comedy driven, it’s pretty simple what he does...he talks about VERY SERIOUS stuff in a VERY FUNNY way. If you want to learn about change, or teamwork, or stress, or customer service for example; why not have a great time doing it? Mark is the author of the popular book, Mom’s Rules, a comedic yet poignant look at those things Mom said to us as kids, and has been inducted into the “CPAE” Speaker Hall of Fame by the National Speakers Association. From comedy shows to seminars, his philosophy is simple.....say it with humor and people will take the message home. A national convention planner recently called Mark “one of the very few, really funny, inspiring men in America today”. Mark’s mom also said that once after a small bribe.
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Tim Clue
Setting himself apart with his in-depth pre-show interview, Tim skillfully and tastefully weaves the information into his show. This provides a connection with the audience that often leaves them wondering if he doesn't actually work with them. Tim can help kick-start a hum drum morning meeting, reenergize a luncheon conference, or make your evening awards banquet or annual dinner truly memorable. Tim builds a dynamic, content-focused presentation from the ground up. Tim has pretended to be everything from the "expert consultant" to the "new boss" and even a prestigious trainer brought in to teach a seminar. The "title" may change, but the reactions are hysterically predictable. Tim leads the group down a path where credibility turns to confusion and then to comedy. Whether it's an elegant banquet, convention or the company holiday party, Tim's style and material can enhance and complement any occasion.
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The Water Coolers
The Water Coolers are an incredibly talented cast that comically portray everyday life in corporate America through sketches, original music and song parody. Popular song lyrics are rewritten using material inspired by stories from people in the corporate world. It is great entertainment for corporate sales meetings, parties, retreats, and larger industry functions such as conventions and annual meetings of professional societies and trade associations. The show's content can be customized for any environment and the length of the show can be adjusted to provide anywhere from a 20-minute to 60-minute performance. Rest assured, they never make fun of the boss!
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Steve Rizzo
Steve Rizzo was a national headline comedian who starred in his very own Showtime comedy special, earning him honors as a Showtime Comedy All-Star. Then, at the pinnacle of his stand-up career, Steve walked away from comedy to pursue his true purpose and passion—to teach people how to achieve Increased Productivity, Greater Enthusiasm and New Levels of Success. He is a member of the Speaker Hall of Fame, an honor bestowed upon on fewer than 250 speakers worldwide since 1977. Steve is also the author of the bestselling book Motivate THIS! and is a regular contributor to SUCCESS magazine. His comedy clips can be heard daily on SiriusXM’s LaughUSA and Jeff & Larry’s Comedy Roundup. He is often called upon as the “go-to” guy on the topic of personal development for many network, cable and radio media outlets, including Fox News, MSNBC, NBC and CNBC. His immensely popular PBS special revealed why he’s an expert on Attitude, Humor and the Power of Positive Thinking.
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